/u/Iron-Waffle's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "Ma'am, I must ask you to refrain from tinkering with the settings of the Sun, and to return the Moon to its proper position."

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[WP] Everyone in the gang is an undercover investigator from one agency or another.

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[WP] Tales of the greatest accidental pirate.

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[WP] You can't remember much from last night, just went out for a drink with the gang. But when you woke up, you were in a cargo plane in full paradrop gear, someone shoved a gun in your hand, and started shouting something over the engine noise about the importance of the mission.

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[WP] "Okay, so all we need to do is get that pineapple back, and kill God. Who's car are we taking?"

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[WP] Both the Hero and the Villain seem physically incapable of ever finding the correct place or following the given directions.

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[WP] It would appear that due to a clerical error, several alien fleets booked the Earth campaign on the same date, causing significant orbital clutter.

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[WP] Alien David Attenborough narrating humanity.

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[WP] The forces of good and justice and fluffiness are extremely worried about the rise of the dark empire. Meanwhile, said empire is... "mildly distressed" by the usual inefficient and even self-defeating evil empire policies being inefficient and self-defeating.

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[WP] "So we meet again, my demons..." "Yeah, pull up a chair and get a drink, I was about to start dealing."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "Ma'am, I must ask you to refrain from tinkering with the settings of the Sun, and to return the Moon to its proper position."	11
[WP] Everyone in the gang is an undercover investigator from one agency or another.	11
[WP] Tales of the greatest accidental pirate.	11
[WP] You can't remember much from last night, just went out for a drink with the gang. But when you woke up, you were in a cargo plane in full paradrop gear, someone shoved a gun in your hand, and started shouting something over the engine noise about the importance of the mission.	11
[WP] "Okay, so all we need to do is get that pineapple back, and kill God. Who's car are we taking?"	10
[WP] Both the Hero and the Villain seem physically incapable of ever finding the correct place or following the given directions.	10
[WP] It would appear that due to a clerical error, several alien fleets booked the Earth campaign on the same date, causing significant orbital clutter.	10
[WP] Alien David Attenborough narrating humanity.	10
[WP] The forces of good and justice and fluffiness are extremely worried about the rise of the dark empire. Meanwhile, said empire is... "mildly distressed" by the usual inefficient and even self-defeating evil empire policies being inefficient and self-defeating.	9
[WP] "So we meet again, my demons..." "Yeah, pull up a chair and get a drink, I was about to start dealing."	9