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[WP]You realize that you have plot armor. Instead of going on some epic quest, you become a daredevil. The narrator is not happy with all the loopholes he has to provide.

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[WP]You are a technologically impaired elder that meets with 'several hotties in your area,' has won 100s of 'this site's millionth visitor giveaways,' and have benefited from the guys that all your doctors seemingly hate. Every ad you click on, no matter how far fetched, becomes legitimate

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[WP]While on a supply run, you get bit by a zombie. As your consciousness begins to fade, the zombie's grunts and moans become intelligible: "don't worry friend, you'll come to your senses. We found a cure to the human parasite."

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[WP] "Brother" cried the god of fire, "Instead of picking a dumb farm hand to be the chosen one, why don't you just smite the villain yourself or bless an actual warrior?" The god of air replied: "There's a reason why it must be a farm hand. But fine, see what happens when we do it your way"

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[WP]Thinking you are a lizard person, your new pet Komodo Dragon asks about the plans progress.

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[WP]You are the new night guard at a museum where every night, the figurines and portraits come to life. The problem: you work in the Serial Killer Museum of America

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[WP] After countless years of hesitation, the International System of Units in France finally debates the practicality of making a "f*ck ton" and "butt load" official units of measurement

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[WP]You find a love potion in a dollar store

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[WP]You are Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of Ikea. Upon your death, God welcomes you into a blank room filled with great minds throughout the centuries, all hard at work. In the center of the room lays a silver box with a series of notes inside."Perhaps you can help us make sense of the grand design?"

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[WP] You are the world's greatest professional counterfeiter, and you were able to get a job at the Federal Mint. SCORE! However, you discover that all the new money they're creating is clearly fake.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP]You realize that you have plot armor. Instead of going on some epic quest, you become a daredevil. The narrator is not happy with all the loopholes he has to provide.	1906	WritingPrompts
[WP]You are a technologically impaired elder that meets with 'several hotties in your area,' has won 100s of 'this site's millionth visitor giveaways,' and have benefited from the guys that all your doctors seemingly hate. Every ad you click on, no matter how far fetched, becomes legitimate	350	WritingPrompts
[WP]While on a supply run, you get bit by a zombie. As your consciousness begins to fade, the zombie's grunts and moans become intelligible: "don't worry friend, you'll come to your senses. We found a cure to the human parasite."	332	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Brother" cried the god of fire, "Instead of picking a dumb farm hand to be the chosen one, why don't you just smite the villain yourself or bless an actual warrior?" The god of air replied: "There's a reason why it must be a farm hand. But fine, see what happens when we do it your way"	300	WritingPrompts
[WP]Thinking you are a lizard person, your new pet Komodo Dragon asks about the plans progress.	162	WritingPrompts
[WP]You are the new night guard at a museum where every night, the figurines and portraits come to life. The problem: you work in the Serial Killer Museum of America	116	WritingPrompts
[WP] After countless years of hesitation, the International System of Units in France finally debates the practicality of making a "f*ck ton" and "butt load" official units of measurement	74	WritingPrompts
[WP]You find a love potion in a dollar store	50	WritingPrompts
[WP]You are Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of Ikea. Upon your death, God welcomes you into a blank room filled with great minds throughout the centuries, all hard at work. In the center of the room lays a silver box with a series of notes inside."Perhaps you can help us make sense of the grand design?"	47	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are the world's greatest professional counterfeiter, and you were able to get a job at the Federal Mint. SCORE! However, you discover that all the new money they're creating is clearly fake.	45	WritingPrompts