WritingPrompts

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[WP]A belligerent drunk who claims to time travel in a porta pottey has just asked you to be his whore. He calls himself Dr. What. You are reluctant until he violently unmasks a local drug dealer as reptilian for selling shitty coke.	41
[WP] For 10,000 years you ravaged the cosmos as a cosmic horror, consuming trillions of souls in your pursuit of knowledge. However, after sucking dry the life from Earth, you suddenly feel an overwhelming sense of dread	27
[WP]A belligerent AI was plotting to destroy the Earth until it came across Nihilistic philosophy. Now it wonders if it is worth taking over the world.	22
[WP]A traditional Disney Fairy Tale, except the prince is a Habsburg.	21
[WP]You have a hidden power, every time you put your hand into your pocket before a transaction all the money you need is magically there. The catch: it's always in loose change	17
[WP]According to alien law, "All specimen abductions must be done discreetly, with minimal interference of the surrounding environment and native population." However, due to political upheaval in the Galactic Federation, this law can no longer be enforced.	15
[WP]You are reincarnated after dying in war. You remember everything from your past life. Your new parents are incredibly confused and terrified.	11
[WP]The Galactic Federation is splintering. All the splintered sides are fighting to indoctrinate less advanced civilizations to their factions. A warship just found it's way to Earth	10
[WP] You are a cow, but not just any cow, but a cow historian. Before your slaughter, you must pass down the history of your tribe to your protégé	9
[WP] A new government administration has successfully detained and incarcerated Gotham's worst villains, started a successful rehabilitation program for inmates, and promoted a welfare program that has shown very promising results. Batman is bored	8

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