/u/Iseethetrain's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]Yo-Yo Ma is auditioning candidates for his new orchestra. As the auditions are coming to a closing, an uninvited musician comes running through the doors, begging to be given a chance. Feeling generous Yo-Yo Ma says, "What instrument do you play?" The musician responds, "Mayonnaise!"
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[WP]In an attempt to increase viewership and "Create Jobs", Fox News is suggesting the 2018 Midterms happens "Hunger Games" style.
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[WP]Gilgax, the alien formerly in charge of the illegal human farm where you were born, enters your Church to convert. He doesn't recognize you
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Gilgax, the alien formerly in charge of the illegal human farm where you were born, enters your Church to convert. He doesn't recognize you
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[WP]David Attenborough is making a documentary about the behavior of Homo Sapiens. You find it odd that he keeps on stalking and narrating over people in your community
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[WP]After an unexpected aerial assault, the North Koreans miraculously took out the Pentagon and Washington. Its troops swiftly conquered practically every single state in the Union. After 2 years, they still have forgotten to invade Delaware
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A time traveler is visiting Italy in 1300s when he hears techno music nearby. Thinking that a fellow traveler broke the rules and shared new age technology, he goes to investigate. What he finds amazes him, the world's first beat boxer.
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