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[WP]Yo-Yo Ma is auditioning candidates for his new orchestra. As the auditions are coming to a closing, an uninvited musician comes running through the doors, begging to be given a chance. Feeling generous Yo-Yo Ma says, "What instrument do you play?" The musician responds, "Mayonnaise!"
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[WP]David Attenborough is making a documentary about the behavior of Homo Sapiens. You find it odd that he keeps on stalking and narrating over people in your community
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[WP]After an unexpected aerial assault, the North Koreans miraculously took out the Pentagon and Washington. Its troops swiftly conquered practically every single state in the Union. After 2 years, they still have forgotten to invade Delaware
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[WP]"You are the chosen one." "But great mage, why? I'm a poor peasant who has no fighting skills or aptitude." "Uh, well you see. Hm. There must be some reason. I think I saw it on Craigslist or something."
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[WP]The pope discovers that that G-d never created an afterlife. There is no Heaven. However, Satan did create a Hell. He wants to live forever.
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