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A being from heaven is floating down towards earth. It's an animal, yes, the people are sure of it. The lion gently lands upon the ground and says to all, "What were you expecting? The lamb?"
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"Put a 5 minute timer on your phone, now!", she exclaimed. "Alright, alright. What's the big deal?", the stranger responded, wondering to himself as the girl randomly took a pill. She immediately passed out and he, nervously, pulled out his phone and set the timer.
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You're home alone when your doorbell rings. Looking through the peephole you see a girl, but her face is obscured by her long hair. Thinking it's a joke, you threaten to call the cops. She silently turns around and walks away. As soon as the cops say they aren't coming she immediately turns around.
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