/u/Ivarix_Prime's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Here at Immortality & Me, we have a wide range of immortality programs" the vampiress said handing you a pamphlet. "We have everything from drinking from the Holy Grail or uploading your brain into a computer to more affordable options like vampirism or cryogenically freezing you body".
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[WP] They say ants are found on every continent except Antarctica. But, when the ice melted, they awoke from hibernation. Now, we know why the continent was named ANT-arctica.
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[WP] You were successful in slaying the Lovecraftian horror and thus saved the world. That was the easy part. But now, you have to explain to your child what happened to their pet "dog".
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[WP] As a private psychic investigator, you enter into and investigate the minds of others. You thought your target would be just a normal mind search, but now you find yourself trapped. Welcome to the mind palace of Sherlock Holmes.
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[WP] When the humans forced us to breed, we invaded their cities. When they stole our young, we began a bombing campaign. When they began to eat us, we destroyed their crops. We are birds, and we are at war!
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[WP] You make a deal with a demon to always have fast and secure wifi. The catch is, the wifi is public and its quality is dependent your soul. Normally, it's really fast. If you're sad, the speed slows. If you're mad the wifi stops working. If you're sick, all connected devices get a virus.
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[WP] You have the ability to mentally control people's minds so long as you see them in real time. One day, you try to control a politician, only to be mentally bombarded by images of lizard-men. The politician stairs directly into the camera and says, “You shouldn't have done that."
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[WP] "Private, status report." “Sir, the subject is in custody and highly sedated. All the munitions we fired at him seemingly impacted something mid-flight. It took a few hours but we managed to capture him using a knockout gas." “Thank you private. Now, unseal the vault. I want to see this mime”
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[WP] You decide to attend a full moon viewing party. Maybe you should have read the event description more carefully though, everyone here appears to be a werewolf.
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