/u/Ivarix_Prime's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You petition the Fates to take control of your own destiny. Amused, they agree to your request. Now, before preforming any major action, time freezes and you must roll a D20 die to determine the outcome.
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[WP] As a child, your grandfather would tell stories of all the beasts he slew with one shot of his prized blunderbuss. Sitting behind a counter, polishing the gun, a mugger with walks into the store brandishing a pistol. Panicking, you fire the gun and blow his soul clean out of him.
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[WP] A tapeworm busts out of your chest and says, "We need to have a chat about your horrible lifestyle choices".
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[WP] "Phew." God said. "At least Adam and Eve didn't eat anything else on the forbidden food pyramid." "About that..." said the angel. "They did."
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[WP] “Look at these millennials with their avocado toast and Pagan Gods. Spaghetti Monsters? Ha! Back in my day, we prayed to the Elder Gods!"
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[WP] You have the ability to enter any book's world. When you do, all characters you encounter treat you like a God. You just picked up The Call of Cthulhu.
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[WP] Normal demons go to Earth to corrupt the souls of the innocent. You go to Earth to corrupt the souls of dogs to make Hellhounds. You are Hell’s Chief Hellhound Trainer.
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[WP] You encounter a quite desperate snake oil salesman. Feeling bad for the guy, you buy some "miraculous" concoctions at a discounted price. It must have been good karma then, when you discovered that these concoctions work 100% as advertised.
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[WP] "Mommy, why can't I go out to play with the other kids?" said the child longingly. "Dear, we've been over this." said the mother. "Remember the last times you went to play? You froze all the tagged children and turned the floor to actual lava."
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