/u/Jabbam's posts
[WP] Your hand trembles as you finish drawing the circle in lamb's blood. Deep breaths. Anyone could catch a demon or an imp, but now things are serious. You're about to summon an angel.
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[WP] When someone loses a body part on Earth, it "dies" and is held in heaven until the body is "reassembled" piece by piece. The angel in charge of supervising the Reunification process has been around for thousands of years, and isn't surprised by anything at this point.
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How Biden's administration referred to Kamala Harris as Vice President: "strange and disappointing," "messy," "uneven," "fiasco," "fallen short."
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Me and the boys waiting a little bit longer than everyone else so we can see Alien Romulus when our local Alamo reopens.
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White House deputy assistant Andrew Bates tweets a video of Biden attacking Trump for not releasing prisoners who were captured while Biden was president. CNN's Dana Bash unironically calls it a "mic drop moment."
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[WP] "You've been in a severe accident. Amazon Services USA has taken care of the costs of your reconstruction. I am ALEXA."
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[WP] You find a featureless doll while rummaging through some old boxes. The tag on the arm says "Thank you for purchasing your very own Masakichi figure! Make it a part of your life and it'll always have a part of you!"
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