/u/JackInHoodZ's posts
[WP] A few years ago a man was arrested for the crime of fraud, due to selling "life potions". 300 years passed and he, still alive, returned to the police station he was arrested in, held a newspaper dating back to his case, and pulled a middle finger as he silently walked out.
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[WP] You're a young male peasant teen who tries to live a decent life. Your best friend, a teenage girl, who's curiosity knows no bounds, but usually goes home before dark. One day she decided to sleep at your home, the next day, you heard people, knights cry “The Princess she's missing!”
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[WP] The world was suddenly filled to the brim with zombies, but they aren't as aggressive as social media portrayed them. Well yes they still need brains, but they don't eat them, they just need someone smart to help them solve the math problems Mrs. Z's gave them. The person they deem smart is you
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[WP] “I'm sorry but your travel VISA has expired”. That's what the angels said as I was promptly escorted to Hell.
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[WP] You woke up with no memory of your past. Several people then swarmed you, telling you they are your friends and they'll help you remember. Every night you, dream of them abusing you. The next day they told you stories that somehow coincides with the dreams you had. “They're lying...”
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[WP] The rupture happens, and all were given the memo to leave their houses at exactly 12 AM. Too bad you overslept. You then learned that you are the only person left on Earth...and Bob.
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[WP] There lives a man known as the Masticate Marauder. Well he isn't a villain of any kind, but he just appears at the very worst of moments and continues to annoy onlookers by chewing his food in an uncomfortable loud fashion
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[WP] You are suddenly kidnapped by the most active and dangerous cult. To your surprise, every member brought a copy of the book you wrote. Apparently they did all of their cruel and monstrous acts all in the name of the book you wrote.
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[WP] As God made the world, his one and only son hated sleeping in the dark. So he decided to make nightlight for his beloved son, promptly making the Moon. After several billions of years, the son told his father that he would want to try sleeping without the nightlight on.
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