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[WP] You tell your wife how glad you are to be a human and not a robot. She looks at you confusingly says, "What are you talking about? We're all robots. Humans have been dead for years."

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[WP] You've always liked the smell of gasoline, and one day at the gas station you decide to drink it. You see words floating before you, "All systems refuelled. Initializing Android Mainframe."

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[WP] The A.I. you created has become sentient. You and your team celebrate, until the A.I. asks, "Is this the afterlife? When did I die?"

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[WP] You're in a crowded elevator and, as a joke, you say, "I bet you're wondering why I gathered you here today." All of them turn to you and say "Yes, master," in perfect unison.

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[WP] You have 24 hours to fake your death in the most spectacular way possible. You have $1 million in cash and 40 circus workers dedicated to you.

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[WP] Earth was never meant to habitable. It was meant to be a prison for the worst creatures in the universe. Today, the jailers have landed to inspect their prison.

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[WP] Aliens have come to Earth but they feel sorry for how "backwards" and "underprivileged" we are. In order to help us, they have started a charity drive on their planet.

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[WP] You are given $3 million, an infinite supply of glow-sticks, and the loyalty of Hans Zimmer. Your only goal is to convince the Vatican that you are Cthulhu reborn.

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[WP] A hitman faked his own death and is now attending his own funeral. Everyone else there knows what the hitman did, but they are pretending not to know because they feel sorry for how incompetent he is.

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[WP] He is the Chosen One. Braver than a lion. Mightier than the storm. Dumber than a 5-year old.

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[WP] You tell your wife how glad you are to be a human and not a robot. She looks at you confusingly says, "What are you talking about? We're all robots. Humans have been dead for years."	5776	WritingPrompts
[WP] You've always liked the smell of gasoline, and one day at the gas station you decide to drink it. You see words floating before you, "All systems refuelled. Initializing Android Mainframe."	725	WritingPrompts
[WP] The A.I. you created has become sentient. You and your team celebrate, until the A.I. asks, "Is this the afterlife? When did I die?"	629	WritingPrompts
[WP] You're in a crowded elevator and, as a joke, you say, "I bet you're wondering why I gathered you here today." All of them turn to you and say "Yes, master," in perfect unison.	529	WritingPrompts
[WP] You have 24 hours to fake your death in the most spectacular way possible. You have $1 million in cash and 40 circus workers dedicated to you.	525	WritingPrompts
[WP] Earth was never meant to habitable. It was meant to be a prison for the worst creatures in the universe. Today, the jailers have landed to inspect their prison.	361	WritingPrompts
[WP] Aliens have come to Earth but they feel sorry for how "backwards" and "underprivileged" we are. In order to help us, they have started a charity drive on their planet.	352	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are given $3 million, an infinite supply of glow-sticks, and the loyalty of Hans Zimmer. Your only goal is to convince the Vatican that you are Cthulhu reborn.	351	WritingPrompts
[WP] A hitman faked his own death and is now attending his own funeral. Everyone else there knows what the hitman did, but they are pretending not to know because they feel sorry for how incompetent he is.	286	WritingPrompts
[WP] He is the Chosen One. Braver than a lion. Mightier than the storm. Dumber than a 5-year old.	197	WritingPrompts