/u/JasonHolloway's posts
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[WP] You are going to have a heart transplant in just a few hours, and no one else seems to notice that the head surgeon is a 5-year old in an oversized coat.
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[WP] With all the souls being sold to him, Satan has decided to build his own soul banking system, and he wants to open a new branch on Earth.
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[WP] Aliens finally visit Earth, only to find that all the humans have been annihilated. The only sentient life forms are the robots that killed the humans.
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[EU] You found a genie and asked him to turn your life into a video game where you would be the protagonist. So the genie turned your life into Dark Souls.
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[WP] Bill Gates has showed up at your door and given you his fortune. You gladly accept. "Hahaha! This is your curse now!" he shrieks and runs away.
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[WP] The world's most wanted criminals have gathered in one room to plot the destruction of the world. You are not a criminal, but you have accidentally ended up in the meeting.
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[WP] Aliens have secretly arrived on Earth. They are here to tell Elon Musk to stay the fuck away from Mars.
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[WP] You found a genie in a bottle. The problem is, the genie was stuck in a full vodka bottle, and now you have to deal with a drunk genie.
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