/u/Jasper_Ridge's posts
[WP] With the Easter Bunny laid up this year with a mild case of myxomatosis, he has asked one of the other folkloric animals to cover him. As the substitute reports in, things are going .... questionably.
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[WP] This is it. You can feel it. This time round you are finally going to break your own timeloop, and this time you're going to make sure his death is guaranteed.
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[WP] When you were a kid, the painting that hung in your parents house was full of hundreds of people; they have aged over time and are slowly disappearing. You've now taken it upon yourself to repopulate the painting with new inhabitants.
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[WP] We should have known better. We should have treated them better. If only humanity had known that our lives were better with them in it. It's been 25 years since anyone set eyes upon one, until now.
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[WP] You were never happier than when you were holed up in your childhood treehouse. Trying to recapture that feeling, you have searched the world over for the perfect tree to build your house in. Today, you have found it.
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[WP] Time travel is real, however you can only go forward and backwards within your own lifetime. On your first attempt at using the technology, you accidentally set the chronometer to 200 years forward instead of 100 years; and it works !
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[WP] Efficiency, it's all about efficiency with you. From the moment you wake up, to the moment to go to sleep. However, your new job is not really conducive to your way of life; for you work in the governments Red Tape department. You have taken it upon yourself however to rectify this situation.
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[WP] As the temperature rises throughout the world, Tourism Diabolos starts to promote Earth as the latest getaway destination for demons looking for a nice warm location for a holiday.
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[WP] Having been invited to the world's most elite Wrap Contest, you have turned up with paper, ribbon and sticky tape in hand. As you walk on to the stage you suddenly realise that there must have been a typo on the invite, and this is infact a Rap Contest. Not to worry, you still intend to win.
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[WP] Society has evolved with the rise of the Crimsons, the Emeralds and the Azures; each asserting superiority. The reason for this is each human is only able to see in one of the three primary colours. You however can see in all three, and have been hiding this secret your whole life.
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