/u/Jasper_Ridge's posts
[WP] Madagascar? Really? Madagascar? After countries such as America, China, India and even Russia had attempted to contact extraterrestrial life, it was a small child on a ham radio from the Madagascan capital who succeeded in first contact with an alien species; and he's invited them all to dinner
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[WP] While renovating your new home, you discover a time capsule behind one of the walls. Opening it out of curiosity, you find a letter inside and start reading it. It appears to be a very specific set of instructions; and eerily it's addressed to you.
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[WP] You have always enjoyed your job as a teacher, shaping the mind of the next generation. Only problem is you aren't really knowledgeable in your field; and the principal is starting to ask questions.
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[WP] You've been slowly planing this for two decades, making sure everything that lead up to this moment was perfect. Now, on your child's 18th birthday you are finally going to make the ultimate Dad Joke.
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[WP] With the twenty year International Human Breeding Ban lifted, people are allowed to finally have children again.
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[WP] While reviewing your Google timeline you get nostalgic and click "Go to first entry on my Timeline". As you stare at the screen you are confused by the date; 28th of June 1914, Sarajevo, Bosnia.
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[WP] As the latest truckload of old and disused technology comes into the facility, you can no longer stand the wastefulness of humanity. After years of researching the arcane arts you have finally been able to reanimate the dead and discarded technology; for you are the first Technomancer.
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[WP] Once it became possible to for renewable energy to be used in self driving cars, that's all they did, drive and drive and drive; no longer listening to the humans that had controlled them. Luckily for you though this has opened up an exciting new industry, Automobile Wrangling.
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[WP] Many years ago you gave up your life as one of the world's most successful Treasure Hunters to pursue an even more exciting job, a Treasure Hider.
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[WP] On your way home from the car lot, your new car stops responding to your inputs and suddenly swerves off the road. Slamming on your breaks, the car eventually comes to a stop, and over the radio comes the following message, "Sorry about that, but we had to make sure you weren't being followed."
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