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Bobby says if you go into the woods at night, the Boogeyman will get you, and you'll never see your mommy and daddy again.

265 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] You have just learned you are the missing heir to a secret kingdom. The thing is, you're already neck deep in 3 other plotlines, and you really don't have time to spare for another.

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We promised to love each other "till death do us part"

178 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Every year, 8 million children around the world go missing.

144 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Trapped in darkness, I screamed and slammed on the ever-shrinking walls, surrounded by unintelligible voices and the humid stench of blood and urine.

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I feel like making a pun about hamburgers,

68 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I had one of those "went to school naked" dreams last night.

67 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The doctor told me I have tinnitus.

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Ghosts don't linger because they have unfinished business.

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I tried to squish the spider on the ceiling, but I just missed.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Bobby says if you go into the woods at night, the Boogeyman will get you, and you'll never see your mommy and daddy again.	265	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You have just learned you are the missing heir to a secret kingdom. The thing is, you're already neck deep in 3 other plotlines, and you really don't have time to spare for another.	250	WritingPrompts
We promised to love each other "till death do us part"	178	TwoSentenceHorror
Every year, 8 million children around the world go missing.	144	TwoSentenceHorror
Trapped in darkness, I screamed and slammed on the ever-shrinking walls, surrounded by unintelligible voices and the humid stench of blood and urine.	114	TwoSentenceHorror
I feel like making a pun about hamburgers,	68	TwoSentenceComedy
I had one of those "went to school naked" dreams last night.	67	TwoSentenceComedy
The doctor told me I have tinnitus.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
Ghosts don't linger because they have unfinished business.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
I tried to squish the spider on the ceiling, but I just missed.	37	TwoSentenceHorror