/u/Jellycaine's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After my son came out of the closet, I insisted that he repent or else he wouldn’t make it to heaven.

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“Daddy, can you please check the closet for monsters?” The little girl asked her dad, to which he replied that she was being silly and that monsters don’t exist.

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“Awww, Mom, thank you so much,” I said as I opened the card with a $5,000 check, all of her friends watching.

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I thought I had shit my pants but turns out I did not.

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I was mildly annoyed when I found an instagram account of someone who stole all of my pictures and was pretending to be me.

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We were getting ready to head back from the school trip, so we took a head count.

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When I saw a bunch of cars parked all over the road, I thought nothing of it and drove around them.

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I was proud of my wife for realizing that her eating disorder had gotten out of hand, and she’s even begun to gain some weight back.

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My wife and I parked at the nature trail parking lot and walked our kids down to the trail, leaving our stuff by the tree so we could find the path back to the car.

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I couldn’t believe it was working, that my kidnapper really believed he accidentally killed me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After my son came out of the closet, I insisted that he repent or else he wouldn’t make it to heaven.	233
“Daddy, can you please check the closet for monsters?” The little girl asked her dad, to which he replied that she was being silly and that monsters don’t exist.	190
“Awww, Mom, thank you so much,” I said as I opened the card with a $5,000 check, all of her friends watching.	174
I thought I had shit my pants but turns out I did not.	172
I was mildly annoyed when I found an instagram account of someone who stole all of my pictures and was pretending to be me.	168
We were getting ready to head back from the school trip, so we took a head count.	159
When I saw a bunch of cars parked all over the road, I thought nothing of it and drove around them.	154
I was proud of my wife for realizing that her eating disorder had gotten out of hand, and she’s even begun to gain some weight back.	147
My wife and I parked at the nature trail parking lot and walked our kids down to the trail, leaving our stuff by the tree so we could find the path back to the car.	144
I couldn’t believe it was working, that my kidnapper really believed he accidentally killed me.	143