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I was absolutely disgusted when I saw a rat running across the restaurant floor.

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I shot my husband, then turned the gun around at myself and pulled the trigger.

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“Does the baby feel warm to you?” My wife asked, holding his forehead to the back of her hand.

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“This mole on your back looks completely normal, I wouldn’t worry about it,” the doctor assured me.

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When he asked if anyone objected to the marriage, I stood up in a desperate attempt to stop the marriage.

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“Please help, my son is in there,” I yelled frantically to the firefighter.

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After fucking the girl I met on tinder, I went to the kitchen to grab a drink.

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While laughing to myself, I watched over the baby monitor as my husband sleepwalked with the pillow as if it was our daughter.

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Being a father myself, I couldn’t imagine how terrible it must feel to lose a child.

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Walking through the park I tripped on a rock, and there was only one thing that prevented me from falling flat on my face.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was absolutely disgusted when I saw a rat running across the restaurant floor.	136
I shot my husband, then turned the gun around at myself and pulled the trigger.	136
“Does the baby feel warm to you?” My wife asked, holding his forehead to the back of her hand.	134
“This mole on your back looks completely normal, I wouldn’t worry about it,” the doctor assured me.	131
When he asked if anyone objected to the marriage, I stood up in a desperate attempt to stop the marriage.	129
“Please help, my son is in there,” I yelled frantically to the firefighter.	112
After fucking the girl I met on tinder, I went to the kitchen to grab a drink.	107
While laughing to myself, I watched over the baby monitor as my husband sleepwalked with the pillow as if it was our daughter.	104
Being a father myself, I couldn’t imagine how terrible it must feel to lose a child.	96
Walking through the park I tripped on a rock, and there was only one thing that prevented me from falling flat on my face.	90