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One of my biggest pet peeves as a veteran is when people ask if I’ve killed people, as I find it very disrespectful and overly personal.

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I hadn’t seen my high school bully in 20 years, so when I saw him work I avoided him.

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I don’t understand why everyone cares so much about their follower count.

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I always thought it was cool that my dad was a firefighter, but I never thought I’d see the day where he saved me from a fire.

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I liked my new boyfriend because he always paid for all the drugs and alcohol I could ever want.

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When the magician finished his set, the kids clapped in excitement when he took a bow.

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I played a prank on my blind girlfriend and told her to read the new book I got her.

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It had been over a hundred years since the drought began, when suddenly a brigade of clouds stormed across the night sky, bringing all the villagers outside in anticipation.

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My sister and I are identical twins, with the only distinguishing characteristic being that she has a mole on her cheek, and I don’t.

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Listening to the description of the missing child, I couldn’t believe my eyes as I stared directly at the man and kid fitting the description.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
One of my biggest pet peeves as a veteran is when people ask if I’ve killed people, as I find it very disrespectful and overly personal.	87
I hadn’t seen my high school bully in 20 years, so when I saw him work I avoided him.	87
I don’t understand why everyone cares so much about their follower count.	86
I always thought it was cool that my dad was a firefighter, but I never thought I’d see the day where he saved me from a fire.	77
I liked my new boyfriend because he always paid for all the drugs and alcohol I could ever want.	76
When the magician finished his set, the kids clapped in excitement when he took a bow.	75
I played a prank on my blind girlfriend and told her to read the new book I got her.	71
It had been over a hundred years since the drought began, when suddenly a brigade of clouds stormed across the night sky, bringing all the villagers outside in anticipation.	70
My sister and I are identical twins, with the only distinguishing characteristic being that she has a mole on her cheek, and I don’t.	67
Listening to the description of the missing child, I couldn’t believe my eyes as I stared directly at the man and kid fitting the description.	64