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When I saw my daughter discreetly tossing her vegetables under the table, I was furious and began to scold her.

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When my student said she wanted extra credit, you can only imagine where my mind went, and of course I came up with a special assignment.

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I liked my new boyfriend because he always paid for all the drugs and alcohol I could ever want.

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With no cell phone service and a hundred miles away from civilization, I knew God must’ve been watching when I saw a car pulling up, the first I’d seen in 2 weeks.

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When the guy I liked sent me a dick pic, I was horrified and brutally disturbed.

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When I googled my date’s name, it wasn’t the fact he was accused of murdering his wife and children that was unsettling.

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After decades of unbearable pain, I finally had the courage to end my suffering.

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“Here, I’ll help you,” I heard him say as he reached his hand out to me and picked me up.

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The movie was so terrifying that I couldn’t help but close my eyes and cover my ears.

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I couldn’t believe my eyes as I watched the genie emerge from the lamp.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I saw my daughter discreetly tossing her vegetables under the table, I was furious and began to scold her.	63
When my student said she wanted extra credit, you can only imagine where my mind went, and of course I came up with a special assignment.	62
I liked my new boyfriend because he always paid for all the drugs and alcohol I could ever want.	59
With no cell phone service and a hundred miles away from civilization, I knew God must’ve been watching when I saw a car pulling up, the first I’d seen in 2 weeks.	58
When the guy I liked sent me a dick pic, I was horrified and brutally disturbed.	57
When I googled my date’s name, it wasn’t the fact he was accused of murdering his wife and children that was unsettling.	57
After decades of unbearable pain, I finally had the courage to end my suffering.	55
“Here, I’ll help you,” I heard him say as he reached his hand out to me and picked me up.	54
The movie was so terrifying that I couldn’t help but close my eyes and cover my ears.	52
I couldn’t believe my eyes as I watched the genie emerge from the lamp.	52