/u/JesseB342's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Upon death, you find yourself at the gates of Heck. A place for people who were bad but not truly evil. Instead of torture, you have to deal with minor annoyances for all of eternity. You are greeted by Sir Berus the three headed chihuahua, who promptly pisses on your shoes.
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[WP] You're in the audience of a famous "Hollywood psychic" show. During the cold reading, you suddenly hear a thousand voices in your head all at once. Turns out the dead can speak, and they have a message. This guy is a total fraud. They're tired if being exploited for a buck, and they are PISSED!
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[WP] You are a tailor and in your world people are born wearing a literal ‘birthday suit’. It’s your job to make alterations to it so it fits them as they grow and can be worn on their birthday every year as is tradition.
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[WP] You've done it. You finally fought your way to the top of the tower to save the princess. When you open the door however, you are surprised by what you find. No princess. Only a 300 pound man in a pink tutu who calls himself "Buttercup", and he is VERY happy to finally be rescued.
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[WP] You're a shrink meeting a new patient, a child named Cid. Cid is convinced that the cowboy doll he was playing with came to life and threatened him. He is a deeply troubled child. You begin your first session, pen to notebook...
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You live in a world identical to our own, except for one tiny difference. Cars are magical. They change color and top speed depending on the urgency of the driver to reach their destination.
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