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My dog was always afraid of the basement.

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Nietzsche said, "If you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."

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How's this for an "Overused Trope," he sneered.

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Hey, bae, sorry I haven't called lately, but after everything that happened at the lab, I've been going through some changes.

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Bundled up in his winter coat and mittens, my son couldn't wait to go play in the newly fallen snow.

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I leapt into my car, slamming and locking the door, just as the zombie hoard surrounded me and started pounding on the windows.

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"This might sting a little," they said.

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I had just settled in for an evening of bingeing on Netflix and snacks.

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"Looks like someone is feeling frisky, tonight," I said, when my wife rolled over under the blankets and traced her fingers tips across my abdomen.

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"See, mommy, there IS a monster outside my window!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dog was always afraid of the basement.	26
Nietzsche said, "If you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."	22
How's this for an "Overused Trope," he sneered.	22
Hey, bae, sorry I haven't called lately, but after everything that happened at the lab, I've been going through some changes.	22
Bundled up in his winter coat and mittens, my son couldn't wait to go play in the newly fallen snow.	18
I leapt into my car, slamming and locking the door, just as the zombie hoard surrounded me and started pounding on the windows.	18
"This might sting a little," they said.	18
I had just settled in for an evening of bingeing on Netflix and snacks.	17
"Looks like someone is feeling frisky, tonight," I said, when my wife rolled over under the blankets and traced her fingers tips across my abdomen.	15
"See, mommy, there IS a monster outside my window!"	13