/u/Jjustingraham's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I threw up my hands in disgust and shut the gate as they begged me to change my mind.

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My parents have always humored my active imagination, but it's annoying that they wave away real, honest to goodness memories by saying that I'm making things up.

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As orbs of light danced in my vision and my stomach tore itself apart, I begged for mercy.

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"Look at me, look at me, look at me!"

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When wildflowers begin to go extinct globally, we bit the bullet and released the Artificially Enhanced bees.

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"Congratulations ma'am, you're having a girl!"

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"Is this all there is to life, just mowing my lawn every week until I die?"

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I always got so annoyed at my mom freaking out when we walked in without taking off our shoes.

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The 'No Trespassing' signs didn't do a good job of keeping the dirt bikers off my property.

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"Why is that man running mom?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I threw up my hands in disgust and shut the gate as they begged me to change my mind.	53
My parents have always humored my active imagination, but it's annoying that they wave away real, honest to goodness memories by saying that I'm making things up.	51
As orbs of light danced in my vision and my stomach tore itself apart, I begged for mercy.	44
"Look at me, look at me, look at me!"	39
When wildflowers begin to go extinct globally, we bit the bullet and released the Artificially Enhanced bees.	38
"Congratulations ma'am, you're having a girl!"	37
"Is this all there is to life, just mowing my lawn every week until I die?"	36
I always got so annoyed at my mom freaking out when we walked in without taking off our shoes.	35
The 'No Trespassing' signs didn't do a good job of keeping the dirt bikers off my property.	33
"Why is that man running mom?"	32