/u/Jjustingraham's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Congratulations Mister and Missus Erickson, the exorcism was a success!"

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I stormed out of my house at 3 AM, screaming at my neighbors to stop setting off firecrackers.

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Transfixed by the glowing ball of light, I stepped across the beach towards it, mesmerized by its hypnotic brilliance .

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thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpCRACK

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I screamed in terror as the lottery ticket reader blared "YOU ARE A 50,000,000 WINNER!"

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Passing by the Chinese restaurant, I was hit with the heavenly smell of roast pork.

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Devastated, I wished my newly fired co-worker the best of luck and slipped my security card into his hand.

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On the third day of laying on the floor with a cracked hip, I whimpered in acceptance as my dog began to lick the salt off my face.

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Moments before my death, I was comforted by my long dead parents gliding into the room, ruffling my hair the way they used to, smiles beaming.

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Traumatized by the endless beatings and verbal abuse, I scraped together my last few dollars between sobs and bought a helium balloon, begging God to fly me somewhere far, far away.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Congratulations Mister and Missus Erickson, the exorcism was a success!"	20
I stormed out of my house at 3 AM, screaming at my neighbors to stop setting off firecrackers.	19
Transfixed by the glowing ball of light, I stepped across the beach towards it, mesmerized by its hypnotic brilliance .	18
thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpCRACK	18
I screamed in terror as the lottery ticket reader blared "YOU ARE A 50,000,000 WINNER!"	18
Passing by the Chinese restaurant, I was hit with the heavenly smell of roast pork.	18
Devastated, I wished my newly fired co-worker the best of luck and slipped my security card into his hand.	18
On the third day of laying on the floor with a cracked hip, I whimpered in acceptance as my dog began to lick the salt off my face.	16
Moments before my death, I was comforted by my long dead parents gliding into the room, ruffling my hair the way they used to, smiles beaming.	16
Traumatized by the endless beatings and verbal abuse, I scraped together my last few dollars between sobs and bought a helium balloon, begging God to fly me somewhere far, far away.	15