/u/Joensen27's posts in /r/shittysuperpowers

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You always know where Waldo is

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You Can shoot your Eyes out and make Them explode like an atomic bomb, only the person you hit with the attack will receive the damage

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You can see 150 billion years into the future

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You can gain the stats of a balloon at any time

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You can make your farts sound like Blackbeard from one piece laughing he laughs like this: zehahaha

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You always know where Waldo is	43
You Can shoot your Eyes out and make Them explode like an atomic bomb, only the person you hit with the attack will receive the damage	26
You can see 150 billion years into the future	10
You can gain the stats of a balloon at any time	3
You can make your farts sound like Blackbeard from one piece laughing he laughs like this: zehahaha	3