/u/JoggingSkeleton's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The goblins who dwell just outside your village are small and dumb –in an oddly endearing way. The villagers humor their innocuous raids and sometimes even give them advice. In the village’s darkest hour, the goblins send aid.
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[WP] An S-Rank adventurer casually sifts through their quest log and notices they still have an uncompleted D-rank request. With a chuckle, they decide finding the farmer’s lost cat could be a relaxing change of pace— they were gravely mistaken.
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[WP] Your party accidentally enrages a God, but certain doom is oddly liberating. Cursed weapons, monkey paws, contracts with demons; nothing is off the table. You have no chance of winning, but your deaths shall be GLORIOUS!
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[WP] On paper, you’re the perfect doctor. You swiftly diagnose with accuracy and treat accordingly. After an in-depth audit of your every move, they still can’t figure out why you have such an absurdly high mortality rate.
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[WP] The kingdom pays you quite well in order to bury the remains of magical beasts on your property. You’ve always just seen this as free and easy income, but this season you start to notice something off about your crops.
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[WP] A disgraced knight wanders the slums after failing to protect the princess in his charge. Astonished by the selflessness of a blind child, he begins to contemplate why knights must exclusively pledge themselves to nobles.
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[WP] A dwarf, sentenced to death, escapes his fate by blending into human society. He shaves his beard and begrudgingly takes on the role of a brawny child. He must not speak, for his booming voice would surely give him away.
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[WP] An assembly line worker curiously follows an outbound truck only to find another factory with the opposite function. The workers there take apart the products and ship them back.
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[WP] With cat-like agility, he springs out from an air duct and incapacitates your would-be murderer. You now owe a life debt to the strange man who’s, apparently, been living inside your walls.
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