/u/JordanTee85's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It's my husband's birthday, and I want to take him out as a surprise.

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Pastor Hamlin writhed and gyrated and babbled in fevered gibberish.

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An innocent man was executed by the state last night, and I couldn't be happier.

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"You should be more grateful for all the weight I've helped you lose, but I guess it's my fault for raising such a selfish child."

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In light of new evidence proving my innocence, my lawyer submitted my final appeal.

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Hatred is my only companion now, since my family left me.

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The manure pit has been unusually foamy recently.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's my husband's birthday, and I want to take him out as a surprise.	465
Pastor Hamlin writhed and gyrated and babbled in fevered gibberish.	143
An innocent man was executed by the state last night, and I couldn't be happier.	90
"You should be more grateful for all the weight I've helped you lose, but I guess it's my fault for raising such a selfish child."	20
In light of new evidence proving my innocence, my lawyer submitted my final appeal.	18
Hatred is my only companion now, since my family left me.	6
The manure pit has been unusually foamy recently.	3