/u/Jumpy-Context6073's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Please stay alive, I'm afraid not to exist!"

4994 upvotes

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The bug exterminator pleaded "Calm down ma'am the is apart of building maintenance."

651 upvotes

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"Now if you would look to the right."

318 upvotes

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"I know having a child is a frightening experience but do not worry."

251 upvotes

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"Warm."

77 upvotes

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[SEP22]"I can feel millions of their legs crawling under my skin and no one believes me."

71 upvotes

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"Eat, mate, evolve, eat, mate, evolve."

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[Sep22]"I need a manager, cause it feels like I've been waiting for my food for millions of years!!"

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"My son LOVES to collect and play with pretty dolls."

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[SEP22]"You've tried to kill me millions of times and failed, just give up."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Please stay alive, I'm afraid not to exist!"	4994
The bug exterminator pleaded "Calm down ma'am the is apart of building maintenance."	651
"Now if you would look to the right."	318
"I know having a child is a frightening experience but do not worry."	251
"Warm."	77
[SEP22]"I can feel millions of their legs crawling under my skin and no one believes me."	71
"Eat, mate, evolve, eat, mate, evolve."	50
[Sep22]"I need a manager, cause it feels like I've been waiting for my food for millions of years!!"	36
"My son LOVES to collect and play with pretty dolls."	24
[SEP22]"You've tried to kill me millions of times and failed, just give up."	19