/u/Jupefin's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] A devil sobbed on the bar counter, the contract in his hand. "Why was I so stupid? How did I manage to sell my soul to the human?"
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[WP] Getting transported to a fantasy world, you are really excited about combat. This opinion changed after a desperate 7 hour battle against an measly orc camp.
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[WP] The galactic community finds Earth, classifying it as a E-10 Civilization, aka a Death Civ, putting it in the purge list. Revisiting the planet 200 years later for the purge, it has been reclassified as a A-1 planet.
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[WP] Pre-FTL humans have achieved synthetic ascension to achieve "immortality" through putting their minds in to a synthetic body. This makes the galactic community worried
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[WP] "Really, kid? I've seen some creative ways for me to be summoned, but like this, it's just silly." Said Satan looking down at the bananas.
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[WP] While walking home, you get a feeling that somebody is following you. You turn to an alley, stop and say: "I know you're there." After which another voice shouts "DAMMIT CARL!" and multiple figures separate from the walls.
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[WP] Magic actually exists in this universe but humans do not possess it. In fact, humans are completely immune to it. This is the reason why the invasion of Earth was a complete failure.
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[WP] Whenever somebody asks you a question, you will always answer it with the fact even if you aren't familiar with the subject. One day your friend jokingly asks you "Are you the Devil or something?" "Of course!" You answered.
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