/u/Jurplist's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The US Navy accidentally made contact with the previously isolated North Sentinel Island, only to find that they are more advanced than the outside world.
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[WP] You can never die. Every time you try to kill yourself, your consciousness is pushed into a reality in which you survived potential deadliness. Whenever you try to shoot yourself, the gun jams. Hanging attempts always result in a broken rope, and so on. You’re beginning to notice a pattern.
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[WP] In a historic attempt to attain and sell the remains of George Washington from his tomb, you discover that he is soundly asleep inside the coffin.
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Being born is the most statistically difficult lottery to win, and you’ve just won it. After having won this impossible lottery, you go to be assigned your gender, personality, country of origin, etc.
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Congratulations! You’ve just won the most statistically difficult lottery of all time: being born into life on planet earth.
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