/u/JustLookingForMayhem's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] It is known that the older a vampire, the more powerful it is. At a few centuries, a vampire is nearly unstoppable. You just met a stone age vampire.
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[WP] The prophecy was so vague, there is now an army of potential chosen ones heading off to fight the evil overlord.
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[WP] Across the galaxy, humans are known for tinkering on, and sometimes breaking, random items due to long transit time across space. As a solution, your company makes unfixable items to keep humans amused and harmless. Today a frantic captain just called claiming a human 'fixed' your product.
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[WP] It turns out compared to the rest of the species in the galaxy, humans are short, explosive obsessed, breeds rapidly, and are vaguely disturbing to look at. Yes, human are in fact space goblins.
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[WP] After being forced into a loveless political marriage, a prince and princess agree to split a love potion in hope of finding happiness.
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[WP] After hearing "Everything is a weapon to a human," A desperate alien race abducts several humans and gives them ships, random gadgets, and instruction manuals.
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[WP] Humanity has finally reached the stars and found out why no one had contacted us. The universe is in a sad state. As such, Doctors without Borders, Red Cross, and many othe charities go intergalactic.
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[WP] The city's most effective hero doesn't have powers. He is just a simple therapist who joined the hero business after seeing one of his patients killed on the news.
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[WP] When the Hero defeated the Dark Lord and showed up to take the princesses hand, everyone was surprised. Everyone assumed he was in a relationship with his sidekick because of their platonic love for each other.
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[WP] Compared to the rest of the galaxy, humans are small, adorable hunters who enjoy breaking things to see what happens, but are still well liked because they take care of minor problems. It turns out humans are not space elves or orcs, but intelligent space cats.
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