/u/Jwalls604's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Aliens have landed on a Earth. As a sign of peace, they have cooked a meal, superior to any other they know, and plan to give it to our leader. Unfortunately, they think Gordon Ramsay is our leader.
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[WP] While running late for work, you reach under your bed without looking for your shoes. Something grabs your arm and pulls you under. Your vision goes dark and a second later, you look up to see yourself, confused, staring down at you. “Hey, you aren’t my shoes.”
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[WP] You look, expecting to see the bullet in your chest. To your surprise, it’s flattened against your skin, smoking. Unparalleled power flows through your veins as you look up at the enemy soldier, his mouth open, until he says one thing “Oh sh*t. The legends were true.”
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[WP] Every morning, what you will need for the day appears on your nightstand. Usually, you find a spare key to your car, or a flashlight. Today? You wake up to a magic sword.
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[WP] The bard is sitting in the corner talking about his past, the Paladin is gambling, the wizard is super drunk, and the barbarian is discussing philosophy with the bartender, while the rogue donates to charity. What god said these guys would save the world, again?
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[WP] You were the world’s best hitman, retired from the game. That was until an old “friend” kidnapped your niece and killed her mother. He wants someone dead. Now the battle begins. The world’s deadliest hitman versus the world’s deadliest spy: James Bond versus John Wick.
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