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Ever crack the penis open and eat the sweet nectar or have you been born into poverty

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been speaking in tongues and writing down the names of ppl who seem to understand me to send to donald trump so he can sterilise them. I am a deceitful ally

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if i was the boy in hereditary i woulda been mad at my stupid retarded sister for fucking everyone over

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they call it the stoned athiest effect. its when a boy and a girl fall in love

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Call me Prince Aerion Cargaryan i got caught drinking engine coolant thinking it had transformative properties. Wanted to drive beside Thug Cavalry with my own 4 wheels

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I left my house for the first time in 2017 and the first thing I learned was that dwarfism is actually pretty rare

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the idea of ‘dopamine addiction’ is stupid. brains run on dopamine. doing anything gives u dopamine. whatever. if it is actually real i definitely need rehab fucking immediately

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Saying the quiet part out loud: Anthony Albanese claims that he is the prime minister of Australia

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sex over now its time for me to listen to Money Trees by Kendrick Lamar and stare at the ceiling. to remind me who i am

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every youtube video now got titles like ‘The Terrifying Reason That Mario Eats Mushrooms’ or ‘It Took 10 Years To Solve This Gaming Mystery’ ‘The Dark Truth Behind…’ ‘The Existential Dread of…’ mother fucker you’re talking about NOTHING

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Ever crack the penis open and eat the sweet nectar or have you been born into poverty	13
been speaking in tongues and writing down the names of ppl who seem to understand me to send to donald trump so he can sterilise them. I am a deceitful ally	10
if i was the boy in hereditary i woulda been mad at my stupid retarded sister for fucking everyone over	9
they call it the stoned athiest effect. its when a boy and a girl fall in love	9
Call me Prince Aerion Cargaryan i got caught drinking engine coolant thinking it had transformative properties. Wanted to drive beside Thug Cavalry with my own 4 wheels	9
I left my house for the first time in 2017 and the first thing I learned was that dwarfism is actually pretty rare	8
the idea of ‘dopamine addiction’ is stupid. brains run on dopamine. doing anything gives u dopamine. whatever. if it is actually real i definitely need rehab fucking immediately	8
Saying the quiet part out loud: Anthony Albanese claims that he is the prime minister of Australia	8
sex over now its time for me to listen to Money Trees by Kendrick Lamar and stare at the ceiling. to remind me who i am	8
every youtube video now got titles like ‘The Terrifying Reason That Mario Eats Mushrooms’ or ‘It Took 10 Years To Solve This Gaming Mystery’ ‘The Dark Truth Behind…’ ‘The Existential Dread of…’ mother fucker you’re talking about NOTHING	8