/u/Jzot11's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Unfortunately you share the name of a famous hero. Most villains are actually very pleasant and apologetic, once they realise the error. Except one, too stupid to understand, and too stupid to cause any real harm.
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[WP] The 2 warring empires always ignored the merchant city state. It was convenient to have a way to keep luxuries and weapons flowing. Now that the war is over, the victorious empire wants all of that wealth. Except that all of those resources were invested in defences and technology advancement.
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[WP]"I am sorry, you cannot wait for your wife here. I am afraid she has already been sent to hell" said the angel with sorrow in its voice. "I understand" replied calmly the soul. "I am just going to borrow this" the soul added, before grabbing an angelic blade and jumping down the clouds.
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[EU] The magical anime kingdom is attacked by demons, and something went wrong with the ritual of summoning. Instead of the usual high school boy hero of legends, they summoned a blonde 30yo American, with an endless supply of paper clips. The legend of sir MacGyver begins.
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[WP] Having to grow up being able to see ghosts, you got pretty used to their shaneningans, even if they don't know it. The only possible career path for one with such a gift? Brutally honest reviews of haunted hotels and their ghosts performances.
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[WP] During your usual walk, in a misty field, you notice an old grave stone. "1734-... Here lies ... He cared not for anyone in life. Care not for him in death." The stone is polished and a fresh flower you've never seen before is lying in front of it.
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[WP] The son/daughter of the one True God arrives on Earth and proves without any doubt that all religions are wrong. Except Dave. Dave was right all along.
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[WP] Hell is real, and sentences are the total sum of the years of damages a person action caused to each person during his/hers lifespan. A humble monk, which lived in monastic isolation for 70 years, has just received the highest sentence ever assigned.
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[WP] "...and that is why, every October 31st, we MUST wear the black costume and dance with the dead, to keep htem sated" "That is good and well sir, but I only delivered your pizza" "I know, but our male lead just broke his foot and she need a partner, NOW!"
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[WP] Upon death you are surprised to see your deadbeat scam artist of a father greeting you at the gates of heaven, when you realized what happened. He managed to swap your place in heaven for his place in hell. When Satan realizes this, she is not pleased, and decides to train you.
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