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“Oh, yes, harder!” He moaned happily NSFW

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“Bloody Hell!” I groaned, stubbing my toe for the 28th time

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“You’ve made your bed, now you’ll have to lie in it!” My wife scolded

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I thought it would be romantic to release birds at my best friend’s wedding

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“What the hell man, I was about to get laid!” My friend shouted as I pulled him back.

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Today I made my boyfriend promise to stop communicating solely in cheese-related puns

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“Aww you’re such a dear!” The old woman chuckled, kissing my forehead.

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“Are you fucking idiots!?” NSFW

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At the Victorian reenactment, I reminded my socially awkward son to greet people by looking them in the eye and shaking hands

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“Hey, bro, can you come out?”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Oh, yes, harder!” He moaned happily NSFW	428
“Bloody Hell!” I groaned, stubbing my toe for the 28th time	301
“You’ve made your bed, now you’ll have to lie in it!” My wife scolded	277
I thought it would be romantic to release birds at my best friend’s wedding	269
“What the hell man, I was about to get laid!” My friend shouted as I pulled him back.	266
Today I made my boyfriend promise to stop communicating solely in cheese-related puns	258
“Aww you’re such a dear!” The old woman chuckled, kissing my forehead.	251
“Are you fucking idiots!?” NSFW	236
At the Victorian reenactment, I reminded my socially awkward son to greet people by looking them in the eye and shaking hands	218
“Hey, bro, can you come out?”	212