/u/Kailua3000's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We were overjoyed when the aliens made first contact as they gifted us with treasures and artifacts from their homeland

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"May we come in," the tall man with pale skin asked me on behalf of himself and a young companion.

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After many hours of fighting, William finally landed the killing blow on the damned, misshapen beast, splashing its black blood across the stone walls.

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"What broken piece of human filth have they brought me today?" said the massive tri-horned demon as he examined Hell's newest arrival.

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"My wish is to be the smartest man in history," he said to the genie.

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"In 48 years, I can't think of a SINGLE moment that wasn't marred by abuse, disease or complete despair." he said right before he jumped off a bridge.

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The young couple, who just couldn't wait anymore, ripped off their clothes and ran into each other's arms.

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Thinking that he'd spent enough time in the water, he decided to head to shore.

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I'm not crazy, but every time I look in the mirror...I SWEAR my reflection moves slightly out of sync with me.

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Panic rips through our village as three of our children have gone missing in as many weeks.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We were overjoyed when the aliens made first contact as they gifted us with treasures and artifacts from their homeland	4624
"May we come in," the tall man with pale skin asked me on behalf of himself and a young companion.	3867
After many hours of fighting, William finally landed the killing blow on the damned, misshapen beast, splashing its black blood across the stone walls.	3210
"What broken piece of human filth have they brought me today?" said the massive tri-horned demon as he examined Hell's newest arrival.	1546
"My wish is to be the smartest man in history," he said to the genie.	1234
"In 48 years, I can't think of a SINGLE moment that wasn't marred by abuse, disease or complete despair." he said right before he jumped off a bridge.	1218
The young couple, who just couldn't wait anymore, ripped off their clothes and ran into each other's arms.	1157
Thinking that he'd spent enough time in the water, he decided to head to shore.	1025
I'm not crazy, but every time I look in the mirror...I SWEAR my reflection moves slightly out of sync with me.	758
Panic rips through our village as three of our children have gone missing in as many weeks.	686