/u/Kailua3000's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Waking up surrounded by the bloodied bodies of my parents, I saw my wife and screaming asked her what happened.

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Hearing the frantic ringing of the grave bell, the funeral home staff and I sprinted to the graveyard to save my father, who had been buried earlier that morning.

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I can barely contain my excitement as our ship touches down on the only known inhabitable planet for galaxies!

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By acquiring every talisman I could find and barricading myself in an isolated mountain tower, I’m confident that I’ve ensured my protection against the mages and sorcerers who want my head.

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Stuck in a life that felt stagnant and pointless, John looked to the sky and prayed to God for an answer.

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Finally finding my wife''s killer after so much searching, I bum rushed him, shooting until the clip was empty.

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"I wish to have the power to read everyone's thoughts," Frank asked the Genie.

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Over a period of several days, one out of every seven people on Earth suddenly died of an aneurysm, regardless of their health background.

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With no memory of how I got here, I've been wading through sludge in this damn tunnel for what feels like days.

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After years of debate, our committee decided to declassify Pluto as a planet

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Waking up surrounded by the bloodied bodies of my parents, I saw my wife and screaming asked her what happened.	659
Hearing the frantic ringing of the grave bell, the funeral home staff and I sprinted to the graveyard to save my father, who had been buried earlier that morning.	231
I can barely contain my excitement as our ship touches down on the only known inhabitable planet for galaxies!	179
By acquiring every talisman I could find and barricading myself in an isolated mountain tower, I’m confident that I’ve ensured my protection against the mages and sorcerers who want my head.	146
Stuck in a life that felt stagnant and pointless, John looked to the sky and prayed to God for an answer.	100
Finally finding my wife''s killer after so much searching, I bum rushed him, shooting until the clip was empty.	86
"I wish to have the power to read everyone's thoughts," Frank asked the Genie.	85
Over a period of several days, one out of every seven people on Earth suddenly died of an aneurysm, regardless of their health background.	76
With no memory of how I got here, I've been wading through sludge in this damn tunnel for what feels like days.	57
After years of debate, our committee decided to declassify Pluto as a planet	49