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Professor Harold Williams was beyond excited, having finally completed his Time Machine.

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After being granted great strength by the Genie, Samuel excitedly lifted a 5 ton statue in the air.

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"Let there be light!" shouted God excitedly, causing trillions of celestial bodies to shoot forth in all directions, which created the universe in all its glory.

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To make peace after years of feuding between us, I finally gave my brother the ancient Grey Scroll incantation that he's desired, for which if you read it precisely then jump from the highest peak in the land, then no Earthly force will be able to harm you.

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I hated to do it, but I had to break his heart

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It felt good to take a long run while feeling the sun on my face.

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I hit that heavy bag as hard as I could, trying to get ready for my next fight.

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As a doctor I believe that it’s of the utmost importance to find the root of the issue for my patients.

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" ...and lastly, always live your life in a way that you'll have no regrets," he proudly told the crowd.

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I run as fast as I can to try to stop the attacker who is about to bludgeon my mother.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Professor Harold Williams was beyond excited, having finally completed his Time Machine.	45
After being granted great strength by the Genie, Samuel excitedly lifted a 5 ton statue in the air.	42
"Let there be light!" shouted God excitedly, causing trillions of celestial bodies to shoot forth in all directions, which created the universe in all its glory.	39
To make peace after years of feuding between us, I finally gave my brother the ancient Grey Scroll incantation that he's desired, for which if you read it precisely then jump from the highest peak in the land, then no Earthly force will be able to harm you.	39
I hated to do it, but I had to break his heart	30
It felt good to take a long run while feeling the sun on my face.	28
I hit that heavy bag as hard as I could, trying to get ready for my next fight.	27
As a doctor I believe that it’s of the utmost importance to find the root of the issue for my patients.	26
" ...and lastly, always live your life in a way that you'll have no regrets," he proudly told the crowd.	25
I run as fast as I can to try to stop the attacker who is about to bludgeon my mother.	25