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As a proud father, I held my baby aloft and snuggled her tightly as the nurse, beaming, read off her stats.

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I told the oral surgeon I had an involuntary bite reflex, but he didn't listen. NSFW

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[JUL21] "Snow day, Mommy!" my daughter giggled as she danced around the front yard.

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[JUL21] "Wasn't expecting hail so early," my wife mumbled sleepily, snuggling into me under the covers.

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Two sentences isn't nearly long enough to end a horror story properly.

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The one upside to being stuck in Hell is that you can change your appearance at will.

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I stared at the contents of the open Christmas present, then slowly turned my gaze up to my mother's beaming face.

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[JUL21] As a professor of fulminology, I had always prided myself on safety during lightning storms.

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"Babe, did you knock over this cocoa powder last night?"

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I stared blankly at the last text my father had sent before the crash, as I had repeatedly for the past six weeks.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a proud father, I held my baby aloft and snuggled her tightly as the nurse, beaming, read off her stats.	13850
I told the oral surgeon I had an involuntary bite reflex, but he didn't listen. NSFW	3247
[JUL21] "Snow day, Mommy!" my daughter giggled as she danced around the front yard.	3196
[JUL21] "Wasn't expecting hail so early," my wife mumbled sleepily, snuggling into me under the covers.	1222
Two sentences isn't nearly long enough to end a horror story properly.	617
The one upside to being stuck in Hell is that you can change your appearance at will.	475
I stared at the contents of the open Christmas present, then slowly turned my gaze up to my mother's beaming face.	276
[JUL21] As a professor of fulminology, I had always prided myself on safety during lightning storms.	203
"Babe, did you knock over this cocoa powder last night?"	202
I stared blankly at the last text my father had sent before the crash, as I had repeatedly for the past six weeks.	135