/u/KairuSmairukon's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I cried softly into my stillborn daughter's body, and assured my wife I'd give her a proper burial on the island.

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I was scared to do it, but my parents seemed proud of me for finally coming out as gay.

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After the incident known as the "Pulse" rippled across nearly every TV in the world, I found myself alone in a brainwashed zombie wastleland.

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"I know it's just paranoia," I chuckled, "but if you stop closing the shower curtain, I won't have to check for boogeymen every time I poop."

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As we stared dumbstruck at our house engulfed in flames, I heard the final shrieks of my little boy trapped inside.

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It's been a week since the nuke buried our city in ash and rubble.

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[JUL21] As the rain fell next to the snow and a tornado spun in the distance, I realized the "Fun With Weather!" book I'd gotten my daughter must have some insane power.

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"Would you stop hogging the covers already?"

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"Wet Willy!" my daughter shouted at the dinner table, shoving a wet finger towards her brother's ear.

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I could feel myself turning blue beneath the rising floodwaters inside my home.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I cried softly into my stillborn daughter's body, and assured my wife I'd give her a proper burial on the island.	134
I was scared to do it, but my parents seemed proud of me for finally coming out as gay.	131
After the incident known as the "Pulse" rippled across nearly every TV in the world, I found myself alone in a brainwashed zombie wastleland.	112
"I know it's just paranoia," I chuckled, "but if you stop closing the shower curtain, I won't have to check for boogeymen every time I poop."	102
As we stared dumbstruck at our house engulfed in flames, I heard the final shrieks of my little boy trapped inside.	100
It's been a week since the nuke buried our city in ash and rubble.	74
[JUL21] As the rain fell next to the snow and a tornado spun in the distance, I realized the "Fun With Weather!" book I'd gotten my daughter must have some insane power.	73
"Would you stop hogging the covers already?"	61
"Wet Willy!" my daughter shouted at the dinner table, shoving a wet finger towards her brother's ear.	60
I could feel myself turning blue beneath the rising floodwaters inside my home.	58