/u/KairuSmairukon's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I couldn't hear what my wife was saying over the sound of my riding mower.

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"Is that a baby bump I see?" I teased my coworker.

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Gripping the positive pregnancy test, my wife sobbed and hugged me tightly, promising me we'd find the strength to fight my recently-diagnosed cancer.

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Why is this burrito still ice cold?

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The beast's drooling jaws snarled and snapped, and in an instant it lunged for my neck, as I desperately tried to bring my sword around in time.

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As my eyes closed for the last time, I felt total serenity, having saved hundreds of lives as the best doctor in the country.

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She grabbed my wrist and begged me not to kill her child.

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My captor dropped a hammer next to me and closed the lid of the coffin, snickering "Two hours, good luck."

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[JUL21] There's a cool phenomenon called thundersnow that happens a lot in my small Canadian town.

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"I won't be alone forever," I whispered to my empty apartment.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I couldn't hear what my wife was saying over the sound of my riding mower.	55
"Is that a baby bump I see?" I teased my coworker.	55
Gripping the positive pregnancy test, my wife sobbed and hugged me tightly, promising me we'd find the strength to fight my recently-diagnosed cancer.	55
Why is this burrito still ice cold?	52
The beast's drooling jaws snarled and snapped, and in an instant it lunged for my neck, as I desperately tried to bring my sword around in time.	48
As my eyes closed for the last time, I felt total serenity, having saved hundreds of lives as the best doctor in the country.	46
She grabbed my wrist and begged me not to kill her child.	43
My captor dropped a hammer next to me and closed the lid of the coffin, snickering "Two hours, good luck."	42
[JUL21] There's a cool phenomenon called thundersnow that happens a lot in my small Canadian town.	41
"I won't be alone forever," I whispered to my empty apartment.	40