/u/Kalybre's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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i DON'T think that anything LOOKs as beautiful as seeing THE baby with her TEDDY IN her arms as she rests THE way she does with her sleepy little EYES

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I've always been told that Earth's surface is about 71% water but this satellite image is clearly showing that Earth's surface is really only 5% water

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Millions of years ago we wiped out the dominant species on an alien planet and released a lethal parasite as part of an experiment

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I really, really hate wasps

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I love taking the stray cats I found to my garden and watching them chase around the weird, little pests that are destroying it

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It seems that when it is exposed to certain chemicals found in common household items, the newly spawned larvae of this species develops razor sharp teeth and a bite force strong enough to decapitate a fully grown adult human male.

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My dear, the children are adjusting so nicely and are so at peace with themselves that I decided to schedule an appointment for you as well.

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The press release stated that the serial killer they call the puppeteer is so hard to catch because he uses a song to hypnotize people into killing for him

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You cannot bring the dead back to life!

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She said, "Don't look at me."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
i DON'T think that anything LOOKs as beautiful as seeing THE baby with her TEDDY IN her arms as she rests THE way she does with her sleepy little EYES	611
I've always been told that Earth's surface is about 71% water but this satellite image is clearly showing that Earth's surface is really only 5% water	124
Millions of years ago we wiped out the dominant species on an alien planet and released a lethal parasite as part of an experiment	99
I really, really hate wasps	63
I love taking the stray cats I found to my garden and watching them chase around the weird, little pests that are destroying it	60
It seems that when it is exposed to certain chemicals found in common household items, the newly spawned larvae of this species develops razor sharp teeth and a bite force strong enough to decapitate a fully grown adult human male.	49
My dear, the children are adjusting so nicely and are so at peace with themselves that I decided to schedule an appointment for you as well.	48
The press release stated that the serial killer they call the puppeteer is so hard to catch because he uses a song to hypnotize people into killing for him	46
You cannot bring the dead back to life!	40
She said, "Don't look at me."	40