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[WP]You're a human lie detector. Unfortunately, your throat closes up, and your face breaks out in the face of falsehoods. You're deathly allergic to bullshit.
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The crowd came to a calm as they inspected the mass murderer finally lying still, twenty-two bullets in his body.
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[WP] One day, while praying alone, you hear a harmonious voice as clear as day coming from all around you: "Holy shit, you're still operating? That simulation was supposed to stop after the dinosaurs. Let me just log your progress, and once I'm done, I'll shut you all down for good, this time."
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[WP] You have a fax machine that can send and receive messages from the future. The bad news: Nobody makes the ink cartridges for it anymore, and it's almost dry.
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[SP] They're the world's best hostage negotiator. The problem? They kinda want the hostage dead, this time.
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