/u/Kangarou's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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He fell asleep with his head beneath the pillow to drown out the sounds.

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The crowd came to a calm as they inspected the mass murderer finally lying still, twenty-two bullets in his body.

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Kevin doesn't like me bragging about my new fleshlight around the office.

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When the zombie apocalypse came, a few of the undead didn't cry for brains, or even try to eat anyone.

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"I should've been more specific when I said to make sure the target goes out with a bang." NSFW

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"I'm sorry," I said as I pressed the gun to my stomach.

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Between the fun, the company, and the freedom, Hell is the best place to go in the Afterlife!

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Jim fell asleep with the pillow over his head to muffle the sounds outside.

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"Oh man, Freddy would be scared stiff if he saw a dead body in the forest" NSFW

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"We've successfully delivered your child, ma'am.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He fell asleep with his head beneath the pillow to drown out the sounds.	1605
The crowd came to a calm as they inspected the mass murderer finally lying still, twenty-two bullets in his body.	129
Kevin doesn't like me bragging about my new fleshlight around the office.	14
When the zombie apocalypse came, a few of the undead didn't cry for brains, or even try to eat anyone.	12
"I should've been more specific when I said to make sure the target goes out with a bang." NSFW	11
"I'm sorry," I said as I pressed the gun to my stomach.	10
Between the fun, the company, and the freedom, Hell is the best place to go in the Afterlife!	3
Jim fell asleep with the pillow over his head to muffle the sounds outside.	1
"Oh man, Freddy would be scared stiff if he saw a dead body in the forest" NSFW	1
"We've successfully delivered your child, ma'am.	1