/u/Karlosmdq's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The most difficult part of being a Supervillian? Find love, not because other people won't like you, but because the stupid Superheros will swoop in and "rescue" your date every time, but this time you have a plan, and it's going to work.
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[WP] You decide to rob a house while a family reunion is happening, not only no one pays you attention to your attempts but an old lady just hugged you and secretly passed you a one dollar bill "for candy"
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[WP] An alien replacing your father and pretending to be him sounds like everybody horror's story, except for you and your mother since it is affectionate, caring, helps you with school and has even been promoted at work and is an absolute dork for SciFi movies.
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[WP] Suddenly the whole world hears a voice from the sky: Hi guys, God here. I'm being promoted to the Andromeda galaxy and I'm here to introduce my replacement, Bob this is earth, earth this is Bob. Have fun, pleasure to meet you all!!
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[WP] Every Christmas your daughter gets what she asks for, unfortunately that's because she writes to Satan, among other things she has got a puppy (hellhound), a doll (possessed) and an invisible friend (demon), all accompanied with thank you notes from Satan.
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[WP] You can travel in time by touching objects and going to the moment it was created, one day you grab your best friend's vintage jacket with the intention of getting a similar one for you and suddenly you are in the year 3021
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[WP] You are on an job interview and everything is going very well, the company looks solid, dream position and excellent benefits, at the end they ask you if you have any questions and you jokingly say "are you aliens?", they look at each other for a couple of seconds and say "what gave us away?"
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[WP] The Genie looks at you puzzled 'So... you wish for everyone to have 4 arms?', and you say 'yes, I wish that tomorrow everyone wakes up having 4 arms, no explanation, just 4 arms, and if they only had 1 arm or none now they have 4'
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[WP] Two months ago a werewolf jumped to bite you as you were getting into your car, it missed you and instead bit the door frame, now every full moon your trusted old compact transforms onto an off road 4x4 and terrorise other drivers on the motorway
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[WP] Genie: aah, that's... an unusual wish, are you sure?... I mean, it's doable but... you sure you don't want something else? Like richness, or eternal life? Cos this is going to... and all the paperwork. But ok, if that's your wish, well, your wish has been granted
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