WritingPrompts

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[WP] Bored in your car waiting for your friend you start playing with the car's settings menu until you come to an option you've never seen before: PERSONALITY, the moment you turn it on it disappears from the screen and you hear a robotic voice saying: "Ugh, finally"	7
[WP] What do you mean by "this is my first date ever"? - he asked you after dinner - Well, turns out that I have a demon protector and it doesn't like when I get close to people - you say quietly - so... what about me? - Well... it also thinks you are cute - you say blushing	7
[WP] There is a silent battle going on between two very unlikely rivals, on one side there is Destiny settings things up so you win the lottery and fulfil your dreams, on the other side are the Men in Black that come and erase your memories and steal the winning ticket.	7
[WP] You are having a meeting with your demon supervisor regarding your last demonic possession, apparently you didn't follow the correct Workplace Assessment and also didn't considered the Risks at Work guidance and now you've been put on a Personal Improvement Plan, which sucks.	7
[WP] You don't know if the genie was a jerk or if he misunderstood you or if this is some monkey paw thing, but when you asked to be the most attractive person on earth this is definitely not what you were looking for	7
[WP] On a last attempt to get rid of your neighbour you tell the old lady that you are a demon and that you need to go to perform the weekly ritual to keep your human form, after a few seconds of silence she smiles and says: - what are the chances? Two of us leaving next door!	7
[WP] And that, my son, is the true story of how your grandpa Podrik (and not Sir Robert Strongtower), an squire without magic powers, saved the town from the demons.	7
[WP] The kingdom's mightiest Paladin finally reaches the top of the Evil Wizard's tower, silently enters the room, removes his cape and says: "Got the popcorn! So, what's the plan tonight?" - "They added Sex and the City, I was thinking weekend marathon" - "Nice! You better summon those pizzas"	7
[WP] You died and now you are in a queue with millions of souls in front and behind you, after hundreds of years queuing you reach a desk with a demon and an angel, you seat in front of them and they start a "job" Interview to see if you go to Heaven, Hell or if you are reincarnated.	6
[WP] You are about to fall asleep in the cryotube when you hear the technicians outside saying: can you believe these suckers thinking they are going to Proxima? We are just gonna froze them for a few thousand years until the Earth cools down enough to rebuild it	6

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