WritingPrompts

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[WP] Nasa contacts you because they want to recruit you to explore a newly discovered planet, why they want you? Because you have played Factorio and Kerbal Space Programme for more than 10000 hours, each.	2
[WP] You found a magic lamp and you get one wish, you wish to know the exact date that you are going to die, the genie close his eyes and then opens them suddenly, he stares at you for a few seconds and before vanishing says "you are going to die at 10:52 of November 17th ... of 2377"	1
[WP] God: Adam, this is Eve, she'll be your companion and mother of your children... - Adam: wow, wait a sec, nice gender assumption, what if I don't like her? - Eve: yea, plus I know nothing about him, does he have a job? A house? Also I'm allergic to furs, what's with all this animals?	1
[WP] You are peacefully eating a taco when: "Cobra, here is the info requested" - "... whut??" - "yes Cobra, we also took care of Whu, nobody is going to find him" - "... excuse me??" - "Sorry, Captain Cobra, I'm nervous, it's my first day on the field"	1
[WP] You are called into God's office: "Jeff, someone at the central office is worried that this AI the humans are developing might affect quarter 2 kinetic energy production on earth, you need to go down there and prepare a report"	1
You choose to live as a homeless drug addict because of your superpower: focus, the problem is thqt when you focus on something it's like swinging a sledgehammer on an ant	1
[WP] The President is in your kitchen, hunched down grabbing his head, slowly shaking his head, looking at you with disbelief and growing anger, you sip your coffee and say: - In my defence, Mr President, I was completely drunk when I wrote your speech, don't you read those beforehand?	1
[WP] You are in front of the mirror looking absolutely perplexed, nothing like this happened to you in more than 300 years as a shapeshifter, you look at the human body lying next to you and you finally say "WTF? lizard people are real??" NSFW	1
[WP] As a spy, you know the real reasons behind North Korea's attempt on peace, you tried to warn the rest of the world, but no one believed you.	1
[EU] Darth Vader: Luke, I'm your father - Luke: mmm no you are not - DV: yes, I am - Luke: No, you are NOT - DV: Yes - Luke: no - DV: yes - Luke: no - DV: YES - Luke covering his ears: Can't ear you, nananananannanana...	1

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