/u/Karlosmdq's posts
[WP] you are on vacation in Ireland and walking down a forest chasing the end of a rainbow, to your surprise you actually find it, along with the pot of gold. Super exited you grave it, that's when you see the leprechaun, it looks at you and sarcastically starts to slow clapping
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[WP] The front door of your house opens up to random realities, the essential parts are the same, you have a job to go, neighbours, friends, etc, it's just that some times the world is underwater or everything is square shaped.
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[WP] 911 what's your emergency? - "someone is trying to kill me" - what's your name and location? - " Count Dracula, and I'm in Carfax Close"
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[WP] You are in a post-apocalyptic future, one day you find a "freshly made pizza" dispenser machine that looks intact, but of course, without electricity
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[WP] As the top super secret agent you've saved the world several times and defeated the most villainous and dangerous enemies; all but one, she has outsmarted you at every turn, she is Karen from HR and by the Queen you are going to have your expenses approved!
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[WP] Tired of his constant interruptions and corrections you pair up with the evil villain to kill your sidekick "Well, Actually..." boy
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[WP] you have the ability to bring to life the balloon animals you create, that means that by day you work as a party entertainer and by night as hired assassin
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[WP] "May your dreams come true" wished the old lady to my daughter and she meant well, but what happens if she only dreams monsters, what happens when she dreams of her dead mother?
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[EU] You are an 1800 lawyer, one night a man that looks like a beggar enters your office and tells you that his name is Count Dracul and he wants to sue some Mr Van Helsing for scamming him with a property in London and stealing a castle in Transylvania.
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[WP] You are looking to buy your first house when you came across with a real bargain, a big and beautiful house on a really good area, you visit it and fall in love with it immediately so you ask the agent what was the catch and she sais: well, it's the neighbours, they are not from... around
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