/u/Karlosmdq's posts
[EU] Finally, after centuries the curse has ended, hundreds of years living alone in a barren planet until today when two humans just landed in the surface of the moon.
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[WP] In the Heros Arena you fight by drawing your Champions, there can be only one winner and you made it to the final battle against Emperor Bob Ross' best Drawer, Lord Stan Lee.
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[WP] The Eternal Emperor of the Galaxy looks at you and you can see, for the first time on eons, curiosity - "Explain" - "My Lord, it seems that the humans have developed some primitive communication system called TV, would you like to see it?"
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[WP] Same day every year you woke up with bruises all over your body and extremely tired so you installed a hidden camera, in the recording you can see yourself waking up in the middle of the night, put on a blue overall and a white mask and head to the kitchen
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[WP] A little human, a child if you ar enot mistaken, approaches you and asks if it's true that you eat the children who misbehave, you smile warmly and assure him that that's false, you eat all kind of children.
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[WP] You look at Death and finally ask: what do you mean "no one wants me"? - Death shrugs it's shoulders and says: well, you can't go to heaven and hell doesn't want you - But why?! - Remember the whish you made to that genie? That you wanted to BE the biggest dick? You are a PR nightmare
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[WP] Your best friend is an alien, he doesn't know that you know and some days is very difficult to pretend, like when his nose is out of place or his eyes are upside down, oblivious to the fact that humans can't rearrange their factions
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[WP] You are a memory of a moment, a sunny afternoon listening music in your bedroom as a teenager, somehow you are able to perceive the changes around you every time "You" relives that moment, like the clothes are different or the posters on the wall, one day you decide to speak to "You"
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[WP] It's late night and you are getting ready for bed when you hear your son's bedroom door open, you look across the hallway and you can barely distinguish he's silhouette in the darkness, he starts walking to you and the closer he gets the more deformed and grotesque the silhouette becomes
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