/u/Karlosmdq's posts
[EU] 15 years have passed since the fall of Elysium, everyone is healthy and cities are clean and safe, but you have the feeling that things are worst than ever before.
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[WP] Walking to your car after a very bad week at work, you help an old lady, she thanks you and says that she will grant you a wish, you said "sure, a wish. Ok make me the most sarcastic person in the world" she replys"ok, granted"
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[WP] January 2018, your boss' office: boss "we are opening a new office for Europa and we want you as the head office" you "OMG, that's fantastic! Thank you very much! In which country?" Boss "I'm sorry, I meant Europa, Jupiter's moon. It's been paid already, you are going next month"
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[WP] After the Queen and all the royal family dies when a tunel collapsed you become the Queen of the anthill
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[WP] For the last three years you haven't left your home, all because the wind insist in helping you to fight crime and the last time it flow you over 300 miles to the backyard of a serial killer.
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[WP] Nasa contacts you because they want to recruit you to explore a newly discovered planet, why they want you? Because you have played Factorio and Kerbal Space Programme for more than 10000 hours, each.
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[WP] Your anti aging experiment didn't worked exactly as planned and now every adult in the world behaves like a 3 year old child, and every child like an adult.
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[WP] You are part of the first colonisation group approaching Alpha Centaury. It was scheduled that with the technological advances until your arrival the terraforming equipment will be in place, but nothing, nothing prepared you for what you are seen
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[WP] You just posted a prompt in WP and it's deleted by one of the mods for being too similar to others, you ask for an explanation and what follows is the poorest (and funniest) attempt to justify his error
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