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[WP] In you never ending fight against Doc Hollywood you travel back in time to help actor to get their best roles wile he does the opposite
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[WP] You are in front of the mirror looking absolutely perplexed, nothing like this happened to you in more than 300 years as a shapeshifter, you look at the human body lying next to you and you finally say "WTF? lizard people are real??" NSFW
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[WP] God: Adam, this is Eve, she'll be your companion and mother of your children... - Adam: wow, wait a sec, nice gender assumption, what if I don't like her? - Eve: yea, plus I know nothing about him, does he have a job? A house? Also I'm allergic to furs, what's with all this animals?
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[WP] Captain, this is your new team: "SLEDGEHAMMER", the cangaroo expert on explosives and the team's muscles ; "RICOCHET", the ape, infiltration and hand to hand combat; "DAMNATION", the slot, sniper and camouflage; "SILVERSURFER", the condor, recon and emergency transport. You have your orders
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[WP] After a hard week at the office you go out for a beer and chill, you seat at the bar and start to drink when a couple of the patrons come to you, but before they say anything you say: "guys, I know you're all vampires here but I've had a really tough week so fuck off"
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[WP] Turns out that there are three kind of fat people, the ones with an illness, the ones that eat in excess and finally the tiny aliens because they need all the extra space for their electronic devices, you've just found out that your best friend is one of the latest
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[WP] In 2020 a scientific study came out showing how important sleep is and because of it the Sleep Police was created. You are a detective in the unit specialised on repeat offenders currently investigating what it seems to be the first serial insomniac
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[WP] Your parents died when you were tree and by mistake you were sent to the Foster Care for Children of Supervillians. You grow up pretty much normal, except when you reunite with your childhood friends, oh the stories you could tell to your grandchildren.
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[WP] You are at your grandpa's house and you pick up one of his diaries, for your surprise it describes the time that you two crashed a party with King Henry VIII, you turn around and your grandpa is at the door, looking at you with a coy smile and says "come, I need to show you something"
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